HALLOWEEN COSTUME REVIEW 2011

I considered not putting up the Halloween Costume Review post.

I know, I know, don't weep into your pillow yet, because I am reviewing as you can see. However, I have been a bit perplexed how far my moral standards should go in regards to this blog.  Its a conundrum.

The Halloween Costume Review is slowly descending into moral decay.  I searched the web to find new costumes and am stunned at what I find.  Hence, reader, be warned of what lies ahead.  We will start with costumes that shouldn't be too difficult for the standard reader.  As each comes up, you might want to close the window.  I'll warn you.

HERE IT IS!  

THE 2011 HALLOWEEN COSTUME REVIEW

or 

WHAT NOT TO WEAR THIS HALLOWEEN!

Preparing for Plastic Surgery?  This costume should NOT be part of a couple's costume set when your partner goes as Jack the Ripper.

Can you see this Tatoo Man?  Yeah, all the people I know with Tatoos look like this.

Do NOT go as Julie from the Love Boat unless you are the HOSTESS of 

the Halloween party, of course.

Fat bagpiper, that blows.

Every boy wants to be an ASStronaut when he grows up.

Finally, someone's "giving a Rat's A**."

What a pearl of a guy.

If you wear this, you won't be able to reach out and eat any of the hors d oeuvres.

If you wear this, you will be the hors d ouevres.

Perhaps the ice cream lady can help him out.

I don't know why this one bothered me.  They just look too happy to be beef.

THIS SECTION IS THE "PLAY ON WORDS" COSTUMES:

Guesses?  Look on her head.  "Bubble Gum stuck under a Chair."

Very, very clever.

Perhaps these are too blurry....sorry, but you get the idea.

"ONE NIGHT STAND."

"Tiger Woods" would be honored.

WARNING!  This section has to do with children...

Roadkill.  

Please do not dress your children in costumes

that have intenstines dragging on the ground.

Instead, dress your children in a hero's costume.  Like this one:

or this.

Don't know what to do with your baby?

If he's a lobster, you can just set the pan down and walk away for 

a few drinks.  Free babysitter. 

Doubles as a centerpiece idea for the upcoming holiday.

That baby didn't spit up.  That is an alien head coming out of his stomach.  What a wonderful way to reuse that old chicken suit.

WARNING!  Stop now if you don't want to see anything doing with birth and men's interpretation of it.

At least he got to be wheeled around all night.

I have no comments, except even this Elvis interpreter

might not make it in Vegas.

DOUBLE WARNING!!!!! The next section has to do with genitals.

In my humble opinion, no costume should have anything to do with genitals.

Is this Richard Nixon?

Looking for a large monkey.

Is it worth a comment? 

I had a few in mind, but decided that I just can't put them in writing.

Do not go as an Italian waiter

or as penis man.

Do not attend this Halloween party.

I don't know what these two are, but since there were large round things involved I decided to put them in this section.  Although I would probably give these costumes a prize at my Halloween party, I am NOT advocating wearing them.

FINALLY, THE LAST COSTUME YOU SHOULD NOT 

WEAR ON HALLOWEEN 2011: