Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Sequins, Muumuus, and Naughty Triangles

The love of my life, D'Artagnan, has a thing for muumuus (pronounced moo moos, unless you are in Hawaii (pronounced Ha' va' ee') then it is pronounced mooa, mooa, which translated means "hey, good lookin' whatcha' got cookin'?) So, against my better judgment, I bought a tie-dyed muumuu for 6.00. It has pearl beads and luscious shiny sequins. Again, against my better judgment, I wore it to church on Sunday.
I walked in and the eyes of various women went up and down on my outfit. There was some disdain, some indifference, and one really haughty turn in disgust. However, the grand Primary President gave me a big smile. She approved.
I just couldn't figure out why a muumuu would cause such a big reaction. It wasn't until later when I had my son take a picture of me in it that I saw the reason. It is because of the carefully positioned g-string, pubic triangle that has been meticulously embroidered on the muumuu. Please look carefully because here, for you to enjoy, is the evidence:



Just what kind of message do you think THAT sends out?

15 comments:

Justine said...

Oh Melonie, that is too funny!!!

Cyndi said...

Love the dress and all it's glory! So funny!

Emily M. said...

hahahaha!

Oh I love it. But I am probably someone who would never have noticed it myself.

You must have a cool Primary president.

Crystal said...

i thought you looked cute in it on Sunday. I didn't notice the front part of it until you just pointed it out. :)

Sharlee said...

HA! Oh, I got a good laugh out of that, Melonie, dear. Love you!

Cathy said...

Melonie - You are fantastic! The message - Mel & her hubby like it Hawaiian style. You're the best!
Cathy

Keri said...

I just noticed your bright cheery dress on Sun...taking no thought to the peculiar triangle down below. :) I also love muumuu's. There's nothing more fun or comfortable to wear. And they never go out of style!

Ashlie said...

haha... Melonie.. you crack me up!!!! Pretty color though :)

Andreared said...

You know, I wouldn't have thought of THAT when I first looked at it if you hadn't said something. Those huffy, haughty ladies at church must have REALLY dirty minds! :)

Heather D. said...

That's funny Melonie! It's like a little outline of your uterus with four little embryos in it. You aren't trying to tell us something, are you?
I'll give you a dollar every time you wear that to church. (I do think that you can pull it off though, not all of us can!)

angie said...

I really was hoping to catch a glimpse of you on Sunday to see the new haircut. Little did I know I was missing so much more! That is hysterical!

chelsie said...

melonie- i loved the muumuu on sunday and did not notice the carefully placed "triangle"! Too funny.

Sarah said...

oh, Mel...Tears, the tears... That is SO FUNNY!!! I can't stop laughing!!!! oh, the tears. I have not laughed this hard in a LONG TIME! Thank you!!!

Katrina said...

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

Katrina said...

Even funnier that I said the same thing as the last person! AAAAAHHHHH!